The setting: Jillian had just used the facilities while I was welcoming the boys home from school. You read that right. The two-and-a-half-year-old is officially potty trained.
Jillian: I flush da toilet.
Me: Oh, good! Let's wash your hands.
Jillian: I washed my hands.
Me: Oh, really? In the bathroom sink?
Jillian: No. In da toilet.