These are just a few of the new names I've heard echoing through the house of late. The boys got some costumes for Christmas and have enjoyed them thoroughly (for one day, at least). I'm left with the dilemma of ethnic "p.c." lingo. Native Americans? Indians? Victims-of-land-thievery? I mean, they don't really care so much what they are. What they enjoy is that they have an outfit to go with their tomahawk and bow and arrow set.
Here's my little Squanto and Tonto after they shot a buffalo (a.k.a. the television set...and yes, it will be obsolete in 2009....and yes, it weighs 1,000 pounds...and yes, i'm done deviating from the point.)
Don't shoot! I'll give you all my wampam. It's in my teepee...promise,
They say they're in the Blue Lizard tribe.
Two members and counting....