Oftentimes, parents have to say things that they never really anticipated. One of my favorite quotes (not mine) was, "No, we do NOT color marker on our privates."
Today's, wasn't quite as hilarious. Just unanticipated.
Me to Jillian during our tea party: "Can I bring my real coffee and pretend it's pretend?"
There's a ton, but if I try to remember them, I'll never get to posting this. And, really, I want to hear yours!!!