While playing cards with Miles...
Miles: I need a three of hearts.
Me: What? Oh. It sounded like you said "three of farts"
Me: What if you said you needed a King of Farts?
While trying to start reading The House on Pooh Corner...
Avery: I don't want to read that. All I think of is poop when I hear it.
Me: What if all the dogs in the neighborhood always pooped on our corner. Then WE would live in The House on Poo Corner.
So, there. I never said I was a perfect Mom, did I? By the way, I did say other things, too. Good things.
(And I read the book anyway. And we liked it so far.)