why i'm tempted to never ask "how did the fight start???"

Me: So, Miles, can you briefly explain how the fight started?

Miles: Yeah. Well, Avery and I were playing cars (ok). And his car could release a hawk (huh??) and so he became the hawk (obviously) and was attacking my leg (riiiighht...), and so I was trying to push him away and then (bye-bye...I'm off to my happy place....).....