So...I was eating some chips, totally jonesing for some soda...
Me: Avery, go to our neighbor's house and steal some soda.
Avery: (after a longish pause) Then, you're going to have to give me something.
WHAT???? is what I felt, though I didn't let on.
I turned to Miles...
Me: Miles, go to our neighbor's house and steal some soda.
Miles: No. Soda is bad for you. And stealing is wrong.
Me: (high fiving Miles) Good answer.