I'm going to get to bed earlier tonight.
almost never do I follow through with that
I really want to write a new post. Nobody wants to see a post about the Christmas Shoes song anymore.
I must go to sleep early...ish tonight, because...
"Potty mouth" is a known side effect of sleep deprivation.
That's right. If I stay up to write something, I'll go to sleep a zombie and wake up as a sailor.
We wouldn't want that to happen, would we?