But, this genre holds the unofficial title for Best (or is it worst?) song titles. I had a little chuckle as I perused some titles on the web.
Here's my Top Ten:
"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
"If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife"
"I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral"
"She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger"
"I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line"
"If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will"
"If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You"
"I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You"
"I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!"
and my personal favorite...
"Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure"