Me: Miles, since when did you start calling me "Mom"? You're too young to be calling me "Mom".
Miles: I like calling you "Mom". I'm too old to call you "Mommy", I think.
Me: No you're not. You're a Kindergartner, for pete's sake. Avery didn't start calling me "Mom" until about two seconds ago. I like being called "Mommy".
Miles: I like calling you "Mom".
Me: You might like it, but I don't think it feels right.
Avery: Me neither.
Miles: Me neither...but I like it.